Name Recognition

I'm pretty sure somewhere in the last three months Matt and I have epically failed as parents in the realm of actually calling our first born by his actual birth name. We refer to Noah as every name under the son most of the time other than the name we gave him when he was ripped from me on that early Sunday morning. Eh, that was a little graphic much...sorry. The only time I really call my little bundle of joy Noah, is when I am talking about him to other people. When Matt and I are addressing him we normally use one of the following:

Monster

Munchkin/Munchkin Man

Porker

Fat boy--I think we'll end up giving him a complex with this one

His Royal Hinneyness Sir Poops A Lot

Sweet boy

Mommy's baby

Sweet cheeks--He is seriously storing nuts in those bad boys for the winter

Poopy pants

Cranky pants

Curly

I really think we are confusing the bejesus out of him at this point he isn't gonna know what his name is for quite sometime....oh well :P